We are Patrick and Jo, your average weirdos from the neighbourhood.

We love travelling, hiking (Jo asking Patrick 100x if this is an actual path), spontaneous adventures, wild sea swimming (mostly in winter), outdoor cooking, camping and drinking millions of litres of coffee.

Patrick loves hoovering, listening to VERY loud metal and hardcore music to make him deaf, eating apple pie for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only moved to Cornwall from Germany after discovering his love of Cornish pasties and the landscape. It is Patrick’s dream is to own a small derelict farm with a donkey called Paul.

Jo is always busy. She dislikes shoes and can often be found barefoot on cliffs in winter. Jo knows 4 words for penis in German. It is her dream to live in a treehouse with a hot tub and own a cat sanctuary. Patrick hates cats. Jo likes to make weird pottery things with boobs and collect lots of plants. She likes jungle life.

What are your funny quirks? Tell us.